寻求浪漫世界的秘诀是：让你的女人高兴
多做让女人高兴的事，你能积分
做女人不高兴的事，你会被扣分
做女人知道你会做的事，你不会得分
不公平？对不起，这就是和女人相处的法则
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以下是和女人相处的积分指导：
SIMPLE DUTIES
家务活
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You make the bed …+1
每天铺床。。。+1 -
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows… 0
你铺了床，但没有艺术地摆好枕头。。。0 -
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets…-1
用床罩掩盖皱巴巴的床单。。。-1 -
You leave the toilet seat up…-5
忘记放下马桶座圈（从善如流，谢安静指正）。。。-5 -
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty… 0
厕所纸用光了你换上新纸卷。。。0 -
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex…-1
把厕所纸装在纸巾卷上。。。-1 -
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom…-2
厕所里纸巾用完了，你使用另外的厕所。。。-2 -
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings…+5
你帮她购买那种画着翅膀的超薄卫生巾。。。+5 -
in the snow…+8
买卫生巾时外面正在下雪。。。+8 -
but return with beer…-5
你同时买回了啤酒。。。-5 -
and no liners…-25
你忘了买卫生巾。。。-25 -
You check out a suspicious noise at night… 0
夜里你起床找寻可疑的声响。。。0 -
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing… 0
你发现那可疑的声响其实没啥。。。0 -
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something…+5
那可疑的声响非同小可，幸亏及时地发现了。。。+5 -
You pummel it with a six iron…+10
是一只可恶的小动物，你用哑铃击打。。。+10 -
It’s her cat…-40
声响来自于她的爱猫。。。-40
AT A PARTY
在宴会上
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You stay by her side the entire party… 0
整个晚会你都和她呆在一起。。。0 -
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy…-2
你和她一起呆了一阵然後端着酒杯和你的大学同学聊天。。。-2 -
Named Tiffany…-4
那位老同学名叫蒂芙尼。。。-4 -
Tiffany is a dancer…-6
蒂芙尼很会跳舞。。。-6 -
With breast implants…-18
蒂芙尼有高耸的乳房。。。-18
HER BIRTHDAY
生日
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You take her out to dinner… 0
带她出去吃饭。。。0 -
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar…+1
舍弃了你最喜欢的运动餐厅。。。+1 -
Okay, it is a sports bar…-2
说服她去运动餐厅。。。-2 -
And it’s all-you-can-eat night…-3
是那种难吃的食物。。。-3 -
It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team…-10
在运动餐厅你，那种难吃的食物，你还在脸上画了你喜欢的那一队的标志。。。-10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
和狐朋狗友一起夜间外出
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Go with a pal…+5
是你们的好朋友。。。+5 -
The pal is happily married…+4
你的好友有幸福的婚姻。。。+4 -
Or frighteningly single…-7
是放荡不羁的单身汉。。。-7 -
And he drives a Ferrari…-10
开着法拉利跑车。。。-10 -
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)…-15
跑车车牌非常个性（例如 GR8 NBED 什么的）。。。-15
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
和她在一起的夜晚
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You take her to a movie…+2
带她去看电影。。。+2 -
You take her to a movie she likes…+4
带她去看她喜欢的电影。。。+4 -
You take her to a movie you hate…+6
那电影你极不喜欢。。。+6 -
You take her to a movie you like…-2
带她去看你喜欢的电影。。。-2 -
It’s called Death Cop 3…-3
电影名是《死亡警探之三》。。。-3 -
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans…-9
是恐怖的吃人怪物。。。-9 -
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans…-15
你骗她说那是一部外国孤儿的故事。。。-15
YOUR PHYSIQUE
你的体态
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You develop a noticeable pot belly…-15
你有了啤酒肚。。。-15 -
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it…+10
有了啤酒肚，正在努力锻炼减肥。。。+10 -
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts…-30
有了啤酒肚却不积极锻炼，穿宽松的裤子和宽大的夏威夷衬衫。。。-30 -
You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.”…-800
你说：“这没啥，你的腰身不也够粗了。。。”。。。-800
THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)
难回答的问题（怎么回答你都错）
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She asks, “Do I look fat?”
她问：“我是不是胖了？” -
You hesitate in responding…-10
你不知怎么回答。。。-10 -
You reply, “Where?”…-35
你答非所问。。。-35 -
Any other response…-20
你胡乱回答。。。-20
COMMUNICATION
沟通
When she wants to talk about a problem:
在她没完没了地唠唠叨叨的时候
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You listen, displaying a concerned expression… 0
你听着，一副很在意的样子。。。0 -
You listen, for over 30 minutes…+5
你认真安静的听了超过半小时。。。+5 -
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV…+100
半小时里你只是安静专心地听，没有看电视等小动作。。。+100 -
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep…-200
她终于发现你那么安静是因为你睡着了。。。-200